Showing posts with label Not Funny Anymore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Not Funny Anymore. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

I...I don't

This is getting...

There are peep holes all over my house.  I see eyes looking in on me wherever I go...only when I look closer, they're not there.

And..

I don't think it's just my house.

I saw one in a fucking tree for god's sake.

I don't think Faith is behind this but...

I don't know what I believe.

Someone's watching me and no matter what I do they keep hijacking my account.

You know what, whoever you are?

I didn't do anything wrong.  I was found innocent.  I am innocent.

If it was anything, it was an accident.  Just that.

There, you happy?  You fucking happy you piece of shit?!

Monday, December 5, 2011

And What The Hell Is This

Someone's jacked my account.  I've changed my password.

It's gotta be the same guy.  Shit.  He knows my name!  I haven't posted my name or anybody's name!

It's got to be that fucking  psycho.  I moved across the fucking state!  I'm out of both of your shitty lives!  That's what you wanted, isn't it, Faith?!  I did what you asked me to.  Hell, I was fucking glad to!

What happened to the restraining order?  Is that not good enough anymore?  Do you feel like you have to torment me now?

What, are you trying to make me remember?  You think I don't already?

Fuck this.  Tomorrow I'm calling the cops.

Ha Ha. So Hilarious.

I hate this guy.  Why won't he stop calling me?

Dude, yeah, I get it.  Really fucking funny at first.  But this...this is just starting to get fucking nuts.  "Your Disgusting".  My disgusting what?  If I'm so fucking disgusting why is the purpose of your shitty life to harass me over the phone at all goddamn hours of the day?

Even then, as if that's not bad enough, the other day I had my girlfriend over and--get this--I catch a glimpse of someone's eye in my wall.  He must've covered it up real fucking fast, because it wasn't there when I went to look for it, but I know I saw it.  Just what I fucking needed, my piece of shit neighbor peeping in on me and my ladyfriend.  Can't I get some privacy when I'm not being harassed by some obsessive asshole!?  Is that too much to ask?!

My landlord? Doesn't believe me, of course!  Useless goddamn asshole!

Because of this prank calling shithead, I'm barely sleeping.  I keep nodding off in class.  And get this!

SOMEHOW, SOME FUCKING HOW, HE CAN STILL CALL ME WHEN MY PHONE IS OFF

How the hell is he pulling this off?  Why go to all the trouble!?  What's he  fucking gain from this!?

I better not fucking find out this is you, Faith.  I will not hesitate to get the cops after your ass.  Pretty sure this violates the restraining order you psycho piece of shit.

It probably is him.  It would just fucking figure.  It would just FUCKING FIGURE.

There he is again.

I'm going to break that phone I swear to christ.