Chaos! Mayhem!

Holy shit I have a lot of schoolwork.  I mean, don't they know it's Thanksgiving break?  Fucking savages.

Anyway, it's been a while, hasn't it?  I've been doing pretty good!  Circle K Girl is now officially my girlfriend, so that rocks--but really, were you expecting anything different?

The only downside to my life?  That goddamn prank caller?  Turns out he was the one who tagged my wall, because he's changed his line from "I see" to "Your disgusting".  Yes, misspelled like that.  I've had to turn off my phone when I go to sleep!  Seriously not cool.

He's really determined, too.   I've never heard of a prank caller this determined.  It's kind of flattering, I guess?

Oh well, lots to do, later peeps!

PERSONAL AWESOMENESS

WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS AWESOME AT BOWLING?

THIS GUY.

Randomity

Hey new follower!  Obviously the first of many, drawn to my greatness like a moth to a flame.

Classes are over for the day, and it's Friday, so I guess we all know what that means!

That's right.  It's time..........to take a motherfuckin' nap.

Awwwwwww yeah.

And when I wake up, drunken bowling with my mates!  My pals.  My wingmen, if you will.  Shit, it's hard to keep up with a life this EXTREME, you know?  Oh well.  I persevere.  Somehow.

Time for that hardcore man nap!

Introductions

Hey there, peeps!  The name's 'D'.  Well, it's not really D, but I promise it actually starts with D.

Anyway, starting a blog because why the hell not, that's why.  You'll come to find out that I am an incredibly awesome guy.

Anyway, not much to talk about right now, despite being awesome.  I've been getting prank called, but the guy on the other end is so phenominally bad at it it's actually kind of funny.

I almost started the this paragraph with 'anyway' too.  But, seriously, off to grab some coffee with my pals.  My chums.  My homies, if you will.