Chaos! Mayhem!

Holy shit I have a lot of schoolwork.  I mean, don't they know it's Thanksgiving break?  Fucking savages.

Anyway, it's been a while, hasn't it?  I've been doing pretty good!  Circle K Girl is now officially my girlfriend, so that rocks--but really, were you expecting anything different?

The only downside to my life?  That goddamn prank caller?  Turns out he was the one who tagged my wall, because he's changed his line from "I see" to "Your disgusting".  Yes, misspelled like that.  I've had to turn off my phone when I go to sleep!  Seriously not cool.

He's really determined, too.   I've never heard of a prank caller this determined.  It's kind of flattering, I guess?

Oh well, lots to do, later peeps!

Eh?

Where did my weekend go?  Heeeeere weekend weekend weekend.

Oh well, it's been fun.  Now I have to start on...DUN DUN DUN that paper I have due on Monday.  Shouldn't be too hard, I'll just write it with that latent telekinesis I'm sure I have by now.

Speaking of the weekend, guess who got the hot girl who works at the gas station's phone number last night?  That's right.  You all know it's me so I guess that buildup was kind of pointless, but who cares!  I got a date!

I'd better start working on my moves.  They're a little rusty since Karolyn *dogs howling, horses neighing, lighting flashing*  I'm telling you, to all the guys out there:  be careful when dating a girl whose name is misspelled twice.

Ugh!  Just got another of those stupid prank calls.

I know they're kind of hilarious, but seriously, what sort of wannabe creepydude calls someone up, dons their best raspy Christian Bale Batman voice, and just says "I see."  before hanging up the phone.  And then does this like five times a day.

I'm seriously thinking I should get a new phone number.  That's such a hassle, but I need my sleep.  Awesomness like me needs significant snoozing to run properly.

And it starts to get old

Every time.

Every time I try to get some sleep, that goddamn prank caller calls again.

I mean, he's still hilariously bad, don't get me wrong.

But I'm reeeeaaaaally getting tired of this.

I'm turning off my phone.  If anyone needs to get a hold of me, send me an email or leave a comment or something.  I'm going to get back to my nap.

Introductions

Hey there, peeps!  The name's 'D'.  Well, it's not really D, but I promise it actually starts with D.

Anyway, starting a blog because why the hell not, that's why.  You'll come to find out that I am an incredibly awesome guy.

Anyway, not much to talk about right now, despite being awesome.  I've been getting prank called, but the guy on the other end is so phenominally bad at it it's actually kind of funny.

I almost started the this paragraph with 'anyway' too.  But, seriously, off to grab some coffee with my pals.  My chums.  My homies, if you will.