Chaos! Mayhem!

Holy shit I have a lot of schoolwork.  I mean, don't they know it's Thanksgiving break?  Fucking savages.

Anyway, it's been a while, hasn't it?  I've been doing pretty good!  Circle K Girl is now officially my girlfriend, so that rocks--but really, were you expecting anything different?

The only downside to my life?  That goddamn prank caller?  Turns out he was the one who tagged my wall, because he's changed his line from "I see" to "Your disgusting".  Yes, misspelled like that.  I've had to turn off my phone when I go to sleep!  Seriously not cool.

He's really determined, too.   I've never heard of a prank caller this determined.  It's kind of flattering, I guess?

Oh well, lots to do, later peeps!

Definitely Not Funny

Well, good news first.

Date with Circle K Girl was Amazing.  I mean, seriously incredible.  There has never been a better first date.  Ever.  In the history of mankind.

Unfortunately I'm having a hard time thinking about that because right when I got back from the date, I found that someone had broken into my apartment.

Also?  MY ROOMMATE SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING THE LOUSY DRUNK!

They didn't take anything, though.  Just trashed the place and tagged one of my walls.

And you know what the worst part was?

They didn't even spell the graffiti right.  I mean, damn, dude, if you're gonna go to the trouble at least make sure you know proper grammar.

By the way, the graffiti?  It just said 'YOUR DISGUSTING'.  Unsightly, isn't it?

My landlord is going to have kittens when he sees this.

Eh?

Where did my weekend go?  Heeeeere weekend weekend weekend.

Oh well, it's been fun.  Now I have to start on...DUN DUN DUN that paper I have due on Monday.  Shouldn't be too hard, I'll just write it with that latent telekinesis I'm sure I have by now.

Speaking of the weekend, guess who got the hot girl who works at the gas station's phone number last night?  That's right.  You all know it's me so I guess that buildup was kind of pointless, but who cares!  I got a date!

I'd better start working on my moves.  They're a little rusty since Karolyn *dogs howling, horses neighing, lighting flashing*  I'm telling you, to all the guys out there:  be careful when dating a girl whose name is misspelled twice.

Ugh!  Just got another of those stupid prank calls.

I know they're kind of hilarious, but seriously, what sort of wannabe creepydude calls someone up, dons their best raspy Christian Bale Batman voice, and just says "I see."  before hanging up the phone.  And then does this like five times a day.

I'm seriously thinking I should get a new phone number.  That's such a hassle, but I need my sleep.  Awesomness like me needs significant snoozing to run properly.